The course of true love never did run smooth.

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Kerri. 20.

I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.

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On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.

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I don’t trust the boys here. They all look like they have little penises. My vagina deserves better.

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If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé

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Discover why you’re important, then refuse to settle for anyone who doesn’t completely agree.

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You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me and make my whole life centered around you, then leave.